David Greg'ry's apoplectic!
Wow!…He's frothing mad…
And how!
Yikes!…It's udderly amazing
Watching David have this cow!

"Harball" Chris is in a lather…
Right on Rather-Blather cue!
Molly Ivins got hot flashes…
Man!…She's stoked!
And flaming blue!

White House Press Corps
Showed its colors…
Yes, that's classic Blue-Blood Snit!
(Nukes in Tehran take a backseat…
When your target's "VP" Dick!)

It's a parody!
A cartoon!
There's a riot in D.C.!
Someone must have pulled the trigger…
Bulls-Eye!
News Hypocrisy!

Who (I wonder) yanked their Cheney?
Their reaction's mighty odd…
There's a bee inside their bonnet!
And their shorts are in a wad!

It's a Franken Feeding Frenzy!
Look! There's Michael Mortified!
Elite-Blue Agenda's showing…
It's the News-Blue's Suicide.

Olberman's outside The White House
Tossing his SheHand-Grenades…
Boy! He's one unhappy camper!
Watching his Blue ratings fade.

It's a journalistic meltdown!
Blue-News Glacier's shrinking, friend;
Global Warming isn't all bad…
When the heat's on CNN.

Covey News Network is flying
To the Left…Out on the fringe!
Hold your fire!
They're self-destructing…
These News Birds…
Have come unhinged.

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