Just a light-hearted poem to commemorate Jimmy Carter's Gravy Train….

"Jimmy's Mullah-Moolah Rules!"

Welcome to the Carter Center…
Jimmy's Nobel Prize is here!
Well-financed by Saudi money,
Jimmy's grinnin' ear to ear!

Jimmy's clutchin' mullah-moolah…
Mullah-moolah's in the bank!
Mullah-moolah makes him happy,
And he knows just whom to thank!

He's got mullah-moolah stashes.
He knows mullahs'-moolah rules!
Man, you have to give him credit….
Jimmy Carter's no one's fool!

That ain't peanuts in his pocket;
Mullah-moolah's talkin', y'all!
Mullah-moolah speaks to Jimmy
With a mullah-moolah drawl.

Jimmy counts on Sugar-Daddy,
Saudi princes,
Oil reserves;
Zayed's fav'rite "Hubba-Bubba"!
What a pay-off…
What a nerve.

****

Watch the mullah-moolah rulers,
Dance with Jimmy…
"Desert Chic".
Watch 'em out there on the dance floor…
Jimmy's swayin' sheikh-to-cheek.

Looks like Jimmy hit the jackpot…
Arab Rainbow pot-of-gold!
Anti-Semites well-invested;
Peace Prize Jimmy
Bought and sold.

Jimmy knows now:
Jews are guilty!
Zayed says so,
So it's true!
Money talks and Jimmy hears it…
Rakin' in the revenue!

Y'all Aboard Mohammed's "Peace Train"!
(Jimmy got his ticket free)
Now his coffer's overflowing
With jihad gratuities.

Jimmy shops Wahabbi-Lobby…
Jewish-Prudence he extends…
Israel?….Apartheid nation!
(Mullah-moolah's dividend!)

Liberty Letters Comment: Read more of Liberty Letters' resident poet, Tom Graffagnino's, poetry and essays - so often filled with inspiration, humor, and penetrating insight; and/or take a tour of Tom's fine Christian artwork at WithoutExcuseCreations.com.

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